| Schwetty |
| Godfather | Balls01 |
| Underboss | None |
| Alliance | No Alliance |
| Rank | 17 |
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| OGs Killed | 502,867 |
| Mercs Killed | 590,265 |
| Loot Stolen | $61,511,258,974.00 |
| Escorts Stolen | 0 |
| DrugLords Stolen | 0 |
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| Gang Members | Local Rank | Location | Type | Title |
| #1 | Balls24 | 43 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #2 | Balls02 | 44 | Columbia | Thug | Would you like to see my balls now? |
| #3 | Balls08 | 58 | Columbia | Thug | My balls are here for your pleasure... |
| #4 | Balls18 | 59 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #5 | Balls20 | 63 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #6 | Balls19 | 64 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #7 | Balls13 | 65 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #8 | Balls25 | 66 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #9 | Balls16 | 67 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #10 | Balls04 | 72 | Columbia | Thug | Do whatever you want to with them ladies.... |
| #11 | Balls06 | 73 | Columbia | Thug | No one can resist my Schwetty balls. |
| #12 | Balls14 | 74 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #13 | Balls05 | 75 | Columbia | Thug | There is no beating my balls. |
| #14 | Balls03 | 79 | Columbia | Thug | Each one of my balls gets plenty of oil. |
| #15 | Balls01 | 84 | Columbia | Thug | We have balls for every taste. |
| #16 | Balls12 | 85 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #17 | Balls11 | 86 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #18 | Balls09 | 88 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #19 | Balls17 | 96 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #20 | Balls15 | 99 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #21 | Balls07 | 100 | Columbia | Thug | A Schwetty ball sack in time for Christmas! |
| #22 | Balls21 | 101 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #23 | Balls22 | 102 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #24 | Balls10 | 103 | Columbia | Thug | |
| #25 | Balls23 | 132 | Columbia | Thug | |